It is what it is


I don't judge, so I won't bite if you approach me. Unless you want me to. I post anything that makes me smile, that does include naked people! Feel free to message/ask me if you want to know anything, I'm not shy, and you shouldn't be either :)
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Twitter- @jadamclovin

What might you be curious about?

Reveal yourself :)

I know I'm doing this wrong, but I'm saving people time and effort. :)

  • 1: When did you lose your virginity? A few weeks before I turned 17
  • 2: Rough sex or soft sex? I never really had soft sex before, but I think I'd like it better... but I do like rough :)
  • 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? Is it weird that I'm in love with a good happy trail on a man?
  • 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? Passenger seat of my car :D
  • 5: Favourite sex position? I don't know what it's called, but its with me on my back and he holds my ankles up in the air
  • 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Submissive :)
  • 7: Have you ever had any one night stands? No
  • 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? Bed
  • 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? Look at #4
  • 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? Yes, thanks Mom
  • 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? They're black with a white tiger face on the front bottom half, all black lace in the back. My favorite pair no doubt
  • 12: How often do you have sex? Not often enough, once a month or even longer
  • 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? Oh yes so many people
  • 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? I honestly cant decide
  • 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? Queefing, but he understood that it's normal so it wasn't too bad really
  • 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? F.I.N.E by Aerosmith
  • 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? Can't Help Falling In Love by Elvis Presley
  • 18: Are you into dressing up for sex? Never done it, but I'll try it
  • 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? Bath, I have an issue with wasting light, water, etc.
  • 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? A girl
  • 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? I almost did once! But yeah I'd love a three-way, mmf, mff, and fff
  • 22: Do you/would you use sex toys? I have two loyal vibrators
  • 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? Is the Earth round?
  • 24: Would you have sex with your best friend? I have 3 best friends and I would most certainly have sex with all of them
  • 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) smoke weed and cuddle!
  • 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? I'm always horny, but neck kissing really helps too
  • 27: Early morning sex or late night sex? I'd like to try early morning sex, i'd probably like that better
  • 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? HAPPY TRAIL! And arms... I love arms
  • 29: Favourite body part on the same sex? Boobs. Sounds cliche, but I really do love boobs all shapes and sizes.
  • 30: Do you watch porn? Guilty as charged!

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oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

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jaclcfrost:

when someone is in a bad mood it is probably not a good idea to say things like “well someone’s in a bad mood”

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earthmoss:

Phallus Indusiatus mushroom 

earthmoss:

Phallus Indusiatus mushroom 

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mytreelife:

A strange view i have never seen of myself before

mytreelife:

A strange view i have never seen of myself before

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superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

fantasticbeastsofbaskerville:

If Harry Potter did Proactive commercials:

"I defeated the Dark Lord when I was just a baby. Do you think I’m going to let acne beat me?”

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FINAL EXAMS

howdoiputthisgeekily:

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haramipakistani:

forever-kitten:

fancy-mint-bunny:

21 year old Tesnim Sayar was born and raised in Odense, Denmark with the Turkish Muslim descent. She defines herself as Muslim punk and grow rebellious punk clothing style and culture, but live according to his own religious beliefs.
“I am Muslim. I like my religion, I like my scarf. I can not see an obstacle in why I should not be able to combine being both punk and Muslim.”
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THIS IS SO HARDCORE

punk is rebelling against social norms and just by wearing hijab she is challenging the norms

haramipakistani:

forever-kitten:

fancy-mint-bunny:

21 year old Tesnim Sayar was born and raised in Odense, Denmark with the Turkish Muslim descent. She defines herself as Muslim punk and grow rebellious punk clothing style and culture, but live according to his own religious beliefs.

“I am Muslim. I like my religion, I like my scarf. I can not see an obstacle in why I should not be able to combine being both punk and Muslim.”

source ( x )  

THIS IS SO HARDCORE

punk is rebelling against social norms and just by wearing hijab she is challenging the norms

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Tagged: sex in nature

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  • Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me: don't
  • Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus: if something were to
  • Me:
  • Uterus: happen

Tagged: it's funny because I just started my period today

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atraversso:

Beautiful flowers by Mary Parker

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pastel-goth-sparkles:

・゚☾*✧・゚☯*♡ •Bitch DON’T KILL my vibe• ♡*☯・゚✧*☽・゚

pastel-goth-sparkles:

・゚☾*✧・゚☯*♡ •Bitch DON’T KILL my vibe• *☯・゚✧*☽・゚

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missisanfi:

Led ZzzzZZZeppelin

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