a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it
c) Why would you do this
d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop
Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.
a joint is like a woman. she won’t run if you lick her right
This cat is more **Flawless than I ever will be
when u excited about something and ur friend isnt
Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
oh my GOD THANK YOU
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